Harry Potter and the Giblets of Fire

Harry Potter and the Giblets of Fire is the fourth book in the Harry Potter series. 

Plot
Harry finds himself mysteriously transported into the world of "Chicken Run" (2000), the animated flick about the comedic farm adventures of McAtheist the Stupid Rooster (voiced by Mc Gibson). Set on the sinister Voldemort Egg Farm in 1950's England, Harry is the victim of a diabolical scheme to get him to eat steak and kidney pies on national television, causing terminal embarrassment and hopefully, death. The plan is foiled when Harry ends up eating a vegetarian tofu pizza instead.

Fun Facts

 * Dr. Who makes a guest appearance as Voldemort's latest bitch.
 * Harry's "special friend" Cedric Diggory is murdered by Wormpenis, marking Lord Voldemort's return to Witch Weekly magazine's Top Ten Sexiest Terrorists, coming in at a close third to Osama Bin Laden (#2) and George Clooney (#1).
 * Harry conveniently proves the existance of Hillary Clinton's ghost